"thats not very lady-like of you"
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
this is Alice in Wonderland
all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each
*subconsciously spreads legs *
Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.